A Good Laugh Will cure anything..
Barrie sent me this today and I thought I was going to wet my pants I was laughing so hard. I hope you enjoy it because I just had to share.
Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog
chow for my loyal pet Charlie, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have
little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I
was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably
shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that
I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward
with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry.
The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again.
(I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled
with my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog
food poisoned me.
I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter and a
car hit us both. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a
heart attack he was laughing so hard.
Costco won't let me shop there anymore.